Saturday, August 8, 2009

Just to preface - I have been listening to quite a bit of talk radio lately!

LETTER FROM THE BOSS:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our
parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.


I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

8 comments:

MBlairsLars said...

Made me laugh today.....Thanks I needed that!!!

Christina Bambina said...

Thats great! ahahahahha! fair enough!!!

Rach said...

funny funny. to true. why are you bloggin at 6am?

Sherry said...

Sounds fair to me...love it, have stolen it from you & sent it to my friends!! Great!

Annemarie said...

LOVE it.

Princess Sarah said...

Very funny...sad but true!

tammy said...

Awesome! Loved it (you knew I would). And perfectly logical to me.

Stacey said...

Made me laugh as I drove home to Utah!!